I love sig lines. Some are advice, or information, some are adverts, some bring people together and some are downright hilarious. Here's a selection which I've come across (and I thought I'd share). If you think I've missed any, or if you know who they belong to, then let me know

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Wake up. Time to die.

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who would be laughing

98% of DeviantArtists don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. If you're one of the 2% who know their stuff, put this in your sig.

"FAQ #128: How do I get more pageviews? [link] " [link]

I have a cute fetish :3 [link]

If you want to make out with poprocks in your mouth, put this in your profile! [link]

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this. [link]

96% of the population can't work out percentages. If you're one of the 5% who can...

Frank: 'Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.'
Mikey: 'That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.'
Gerard: 'F**k off, it's meese.' [link]

Join me *_____*! [link]

Let's use my ferret to steal that diamond! [link]

Boredom is my greatest enemy... [link]

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us" - JRR Tolkien [link]

If you have friends there is nothing you need to be frightened about - by Janosch [link]

"Imagination is intelligence with an erection."
--Victor Hugo [link]

*Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. ~Cecil B. DeMille [link]

"Cherish forever what makes you unique, ‘cuz you're really a yawn if it goes."
-Bette Midler- [link]

Please me...don't tease me [link]

"Never let yesterday's disappointments Overshadow tomorrow's dreams . . ." [link]

"Don't go away, then," I responded, unable to hide the longing in my voice.
"That suits me," he replied, his face relaxing into a gentle smile.
Bring on the shackles — I'm your prisoner."
~ Edward Cullen . Twilight [link]

the message on the tablet was Valium [link]

Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end. [link]

People used to talk about love a whole lot less and prove it a whole lot more. [link]

I'm the only Time Lord at Hogwarts... People laugh at my Sonic Wand. [link]

When you die they make a list
of every love you never kissed,
of each regret and each mistake,
every choice you failed to make. [link]

"Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal!" -Demetri Martin, awesome comedian [link]

burp! .... sorry. [link]

I declare war on brittle hair and dry points.
Because I'm worth it. [link]

Wednesday, look at all the other children, their bright little eyes, their friendly eager smiles... Help them. ~ Mortica Addams [link]

LEARN from yesterday...
LIVE for today...
HOPE for tomorrow... [link]

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan [link]

Eagles may soar, but otters don't get sucked into jet engines. [link]

Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup [link]

Don't forget, if you think there are any I've missed, let me know!