I love sig lines. Some are advice, or information, some are adverts, some bring people together and some are downright hilarious. Here's a selection which I've come across (and I thought I'd share). If you think I've missed any, or if you know who they belong to, then let me know

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Wake up. Time to die.

92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your sig if you are the 8% who would be laughing

98% of DeviantArtists don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' and 'there', 'their' and 'they're'. If you're one of the 2% who know their stuff, put this in your sig.

"FAQ #128: How do I get more pageviews?
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I have a cute fetish :3
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If you want to make out with poprocks in your mouth, put this in your profile!
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this.
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96% of the population can't work out percentages. If you're one of the 5% who can...

Frank: 'Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.'
Mikey: 'That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.'
Gerard: 'F**k off, it's meese.'
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Join me *_____*!
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Let's use my ferret to steal that diamond!
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Boredom is my greatest enemy...
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All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us" - JRR Tolkien
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If you have friends there is nothing you need to be frightened about - by Janosch
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"Imagination is intelligence with an erection."
--Victor Hugo
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*Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. ~Cecil B. DeMille
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"Cherish forever what makes you unique, cuz you're really a yawn if it goes."
-Bette Midler-
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Please me...don't tease me
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"Never let yesterday's disappointments Overshadow tomorrow's dreams . . ."
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"Don't go away, then," I responded, unable to hide the longing in my voice.
"That suits me," he replied, his face relaxing into a gentle smile.
Bring on the shackles I'm your prisoner."
~ Edward Cullen . Twilight
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the message on the tablet was Valium
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Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not alright, it's not the end.
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People used to talk about love a whole lot less and prove it a whole lot more.
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I'm the only Time Lord at Hogwarts... People laugh at my Sonic Wand.
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When you die they make a list
of every love you never kissed,
of each regret and each mistake,
every choice you failed to make.
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"Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal!" -Demetri Martin, awesome comedian
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burp! .... sorry.
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I declare war on brittle hair and dry points.
Because I'm worth it.
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Wednesday, look at all the other children, their bright little eyes, their friendly eager smiles... Help them. ~ Mortica Addams
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LEARN from yesterday...
LIVE for today...
HOPE for tomorrow...
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan
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Eagles may soar, but otters don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
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Don't forget, if you think there are any I've missed, let me know!
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thank you ...
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Bona fide ROYAI Supporter and Lover :]
Excellent photographs! Very beautiful!
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Check my Scraps, for more stuff!
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my gallery [link]
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Their tears are filling up their glasses
my space ♥ my gallery ♥ my stock
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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Frank: 'Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.'
Mikey: 'That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.'
Gerard: 'Fuck off, it's meese.'
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this.
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Adorable avatar made by: [link]
I have a cute fetish :3
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Boredom is my greatest enemy...
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portfolio . blog . planet . muse
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It's pronounced "Duh-Jee-Wy-Em"
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Click me, please [link]
have a nice day
See you,
Pierre
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here too ► ~La-Vie-Monochrome
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us" - JRR Tolkien
"A photographer is a seeker of the marvelous beauties hidden in the world" - Stella Del Curto / me
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"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us" - JRR Tolkien
"A photographer is a seeker of the marvelous beauties hidden in the world" - Stella Del Curto / me
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Join the Art Limited Gallery ... My Official Website
Thanks for the
And thanks for the
I really appreciate it!
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would'nt you say?
Then why tell it?
If ignorrance is bliss,
then I'm in heaven!"
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